Jenny: "Do you hear that? Oh my God, It's Monet...Monet has come back from the dead, and he wants me to give you a message. He say's "I am so sorry for sitting in front of my pond in France and sketching those water lilies, and using the water lilies as actual inspiration. Sorry to offend Alice."
Alice: "Oh wait he's talking to me, so weird...[Talking to herself] Okay, I'll tell her. [Back to Jenny] He says don't ever fucking compare yourself to him!"
"Boys got all the bullets, but girls got the guns... But you don't need no stinkin' bullets if you know how to pistol whip a motherfucker." - Olivia Munn
"I once had a rose named after me and I was very flattered. But I was not pleased to read the description in the catalogue: no good in a bed, but fine up against a wall."-
Eleanor Roosevelt
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